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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

How to Make Kory's Head Explode

7/07/2010

Early, early this morning (around 2), I learned how to make Kory's head explode. I thought I should share with you.

How to Make Kory's Head Explode: A Few Simple Steps

1. Talk loudly and obnoxiously. Apparently this gets on a few people's nerves sometimes.

2. Play "Two-Person Duck-Duck-Goose". To be even more annoying and obnoxious, play "One-Person Duck-Duck-Goose".

3. The Point System. Every time he swears and/or says something stupid, take away about 7,000 points.

4. Make a "How to Make Kory's Head Explode" list on your blog.

5. Pet his head-fuzz.

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